Subscribe to RSSLock Me Up
Lock me up. Seriously! I think getting sent to an asylum
somewhere would be just the vacation I’m looking for. I don’t have to
take care of anyone or anything, sedatives are handed out like candy,
and I can hang out in my jammies all day without any judgment.
It
is no joke that sleep deprivation is an effective form of torcher and
apparently my kids are experts in administering this lethal weapon. I
haven’t had a real full nights sleep in YEARS. This is mostly due to
the fact that my son and daughter are 15 months apart so as soon as one
learned to sleep through the night the next baby had arrived. SO, of
course I blame my husband for his super human powers of impregnation
(yes, it is a super power that we will be taking care of soon.).
I
don’t want to sound like I’m complaining; its more of a cry for help.
I see these over privileged girls that are famous for being famous
being sent to jail for DUI or some such nonsense and I find myself a
little jealous. Not because of the fame, fortune or beauty but because
I think solitary confinement sounds awesome! I could spend my days
sleeping, reading and being alone with my thoughts… ah paradise. If
the courts really wanted to punish these girls they should make them
trade places with a busy mom. Dishes, Laundry, dirty diapers, crying
babies, sleep deprivation, dinner and REPEAT. Do that for a few weeks
and I bet you wouldn’t have any repeat offenders.
I digress…
I’m
looking for ideas here and I know the greater you can help. How do I
keep from completely flipping out? Is there a trick to handling sleep
deprivation? Is there such a thing as a sleep supplement?
OR, maybe I should just succumb to the crazy so that I can have the much needed break that I deserve….that I earned.